Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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