Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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