I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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