i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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