she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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