Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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