Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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