this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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