I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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