Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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