So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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