Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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