Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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