hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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