its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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