I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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