just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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