So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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