So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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