we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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