Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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