You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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