I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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