I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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