oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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