I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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