yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
