Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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