PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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