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(303): View more from Colorado

He felt like a one man threesome

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(604): View more from British Columbia

5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked

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(620): View more from Kansas

Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.

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(315): View more from New York

i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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(785): View more from Kansas

You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.

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(626): View more from California

april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal

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