I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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