break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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