Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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