i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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