I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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