The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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