I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He? As in you personified your dick?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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