so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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