In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
my being single is dangerous.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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