let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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