No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i already hear my dad disowning me
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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