dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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