Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize