I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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