Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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