I need help removing her.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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