Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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