You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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