i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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