Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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