yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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