i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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