It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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