: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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