These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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