I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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