so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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