It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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